Tuesday, April 6, 2021

How To Make Frozen Pizza If You're A Crazy Person


  1. Buy a frozen pizza.  Make it thin crust and minimal toppings.  I like Newman's Own brand.
  2. Then Buy a bunch of other stuff.  Spent an inordinate amount of money, to the point where you could have gotten 3 or 4 pizza's delivered.  Minimally, this must include:
    •  Premade pasta/pizza sauce or the ingredients to make sauce from scratch   
    • More cheese.  In this case a nice provolone and parmesan
    •  Some kind of meat, here a 3 meat blend of ground beef, pork and veal
    • A veggie, like mushrooms.



  1. Cook any veggies to remove moisture and make them more delicious.  Brown the meat.  For this ground mix I also salt, pepper and threw on some oregano.  But I forgot to take a photo.


Sauce the pizza and add toppings, cheese last.










Pre-heat oven to it's highest temp, cook pizza on a preheated pizza stone or a grate to allow the bottom to crisp up, otherwise you'll end up with a floppy mush of crust, especially with all the extra toppings.



Eat it.  Think about the pizza you could have ordered for less money and time.